They get out of their cars, but instead of arguing, the Michigan fan apologizes and says, "My fault. A: Because the Buckeyes always look better on paper. A: Kick his sister in the mouth, A: With the stadium, all the pricks are on the inside. Q: Did you hear about the fire in MSU's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genies lamp. Copyright 2021 by WDIV ClickOnDetroit - All rights reserved. Q: Whats the difference between Columbus and yogurt? He locates the exact room, knocks on the door, and a Buckeye player lets him in. I know this was done at least once before, but it was awhile ago and I just re-watched the HBO special on the Michigan-OSU rivalry and the jokes at the end made me laugh. Stroud racked up some incredible first-half stats while leading his team to a whopping 49-0 halftime score. Q: Why are all the trees in Kentucky leaning to the south? 20 Ohio State students were stuck on the escalator for 2 hours. Motorwerks Imports Q: What separates a good team from a great team? It was just reported on Wednesday that Michigan State had offered Mel Tucker a 10 year, $95 million contract extension. Q: How many MSU freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: To keep the Bearcats cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime. In reply to My favorite whenever someone starts with OSU jokes by CleverMichigan, A first grade teacher in Columbus asked all her students that were Buckeye fans to raise their hands. Q. Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings? USC Trojans are the University of South Carolina's football team and are among the most popular college teams by state. Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? Sigh. A: Drool. I, his voice breaking, I have been a Michigan fan all of my life! Ive been coming to this game for nine years now. The official sports drink of an Ohio State Buckeye: CHOKE Classic! About 10 pounds. 12 Share: Let Your Kids belive in Santa Because there are still grown adults that belive Michigan will beat Ohio State. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Central Michigan University campus? All five books in the library were completely destroyed and the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadnt colored in two of the books yet. The Buckeyes play a harder schedule over Michigan, as illustrated by the road date in South Bend. How many Sparties does it take to to change a light bulb? Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up.". But Im not a Wolverine fan, the little hero replies. While both lost absolute heartbreakers in the national semifinals, this rivalry is absolutely back! Q: How do you break a Cleveland State grads finger? Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Nippert Stadium? And the best way to do that with Ohio State fans is to . Did you hear about the power outage at the Columbus mall last week? A little boy and his mother were walking through the cemetery when they spotted a headstone that read Here lies a Michigan graduate and a good man. The little boy turned to his mother and asked, Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?. But the good news is, we buried those stupid Buckeyes. Here, give me the broom, I better show you how. The various sports teams attract fans from their home states and elsewhere. "It just feels great. Q: Why did the Ohio State regents decide to cover Ohio Stadium in cardboard? S/o to Cincinnati for representing our region well. Even Michigan States star running back and Heisman Trophy candidate Kenneth Walker III who entered the game with 1,473 total rushing yards was limited to just 24 first-half yards. How do you keep the buckeyes out of the end zone? Watching Ohio State carve up the Spartans pic.twitter.com/2Or1Keqap0, RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 20, 2021, Checking in on Ohio State vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/VQLz3RJ8uv, Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) November 20, 2021, One of these things is not like the other pic.twitter.com/zRdmfPgvCe, Laine Higgins (@lainehiggins17) November 20, 2021, no context college football (@nocontextcfb) November 20, 2021, Saturday Tradition (@Tradition) November 20, 2021, Ohio State vs Michigan State today pic.twitter.com/N9nCdPkpFJ, Two teams are losing by 42 points right now, FCS school Charleston Southern and No. Ohio State has to travel to South Bend . A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing. A: No one cries when you cut up a Michigan jersey. Jim offers to go first. So he takes a running start and throws himself off of the side of the mountain, screaming "SPARTY ON!" Michigan vs. Ohio State Jokes. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. How do you make up the difference? A: The cop. Copyright 2023 ClickOnDetroit.com is managed by Graham Digital and published by Graham Media Group, a division of Graham Holdings. Q: What does a Buckeye grad call a Wolverine grad in 5 years? Donovan Edwards, Michigan Wolverines, Kourt Williams II, Ohio State Buckeyes. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy. The. The Buckeyes are set to play host to a blue-chip 2025 QB target this spring and an elite 2025 RB in the summer. Check out these 12 memes that you'll only understand if you're a true blue Michigander. Why cant Michiganders mention Ohio? He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. For more NCAA football news, analysis, opinion and unique coverage by FanSided, including Heisman Trophy and College Football Playoff rankings, be sure to bookmark these pages. Q: Why do all the trees in Michigan lean south? Woody looks across the street and notices a house 3 times the size of his full of Maize and Blue. Q: Did you hear about the bus full of OSU fans that got hit by a train? Great for fans! I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. Click here to take a moment and familiarize yourself with our Community Guidelines. The Ohio State fan agrees, and so the Michigan fan pours him a large stiff drink, which the Ohio State fan promptly downs in one swig. Screw the blue, another Ohio State fan said. This week, Michigan football released images of its newest Ohio State victory chains. Fans hit hard by Ohio State's loss to Michigan. Twice. Its what happened today that matters. He then states he is a Michigan alum and they start to argue. A: Both states become smarter! What team do you root for? the reporter asks. Q: Why did Cincinnati change their field from grass to artificial turf? A. Q: What do you call someone who loves Michigan? Before last years edition of The Game was unceremoniously canceled while we were recording, our old friend Tia Johnston and I ran through some of our favorite Michigan jokes. A: They all lost on the final kick. and pushes the representative from Ohio State off of the side of the mountain. In Youre Nuts, two LGHL staff members will take differing sides of one question and argue their opinions passionately. 7 ranked Michigan State pic.twitter.com/t8NNW3cUsl, Pickswise (@Pickswise) November 20, 2021, GOOD LORD, OHIO STATE. Q: What's the difference between a Cleveland State diploma and toilet paper? Q: What's the one thing that keeps OSU basketball players from graduating? What does it say on your shirt? He yelled back, Go Michigan. She yelled back, Use hot water, a box of Tide and four cups of bleach., A man at a restaurant leans over to the man at the next table and says, Hey, do you want to hear a University of Michigan joke?, The man didnt look very happy. The rest of the players have to dress themselves. Q: How do you make Michigan State University cookies? A: Who cares? What is a buckeye anyways, man?. I'm really sorry." A buckeye fan and spartan fan are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. Everybody knows that one of the best parts of being a sports fan is debating and dissecting the most (and least) important questions in the sporting world with your friends. And Ohio State fans are having a ton of fun with this. Design by Human Element, In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well. I particularly like the one about the kids in third grade: Q: A Michigan kid and an Ohio kid are in the third grade. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan State's 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. A: He burned his lip on the tailpipe. Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Michigan? A: None, it's a sophomore course. 5. The OSU alum thinks for a minute and then agrees. "Well, my dad is a Wolverine fan, my mom is a Wolverine fan, so I'm a Wolverine fan!" Her sobs and prayers roused Jake from his coma, and looking up at Becky, his pale lips began to move slightly. Q: Did you hear that 9 out of 10 coeds are good looking? In reply to better punchline by Mgoscottie. A: Because Michigan has always looked better on paper. Pothole season is pretty much year round anymore. And it was so bad that the massively lopsided game drew comparisons to the game between No. 2495 N. Ridge Rd. My favorite whenever someone starts with OSU jokes WBB B1G tourney preview - first 2 rounds 22-23, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Elite 8, One Frame At A Time: 2022 Season GIF Tournament - Sweet 16, OT: Wednesday evening mens hoops comments, OT(? "Young man, if you're not a Buckeye fan, what are you?" Things got ugly very quickly in Saturdays top-10 Big Ten matchup between No. Didn't you hear about [insert name of random OSU LB]? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. The UM grad finishes first and heads for the door. No one should expect to make money from the picks and predictions discussed on this website. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Ohio? and he is an Ohio State Graduate. For more College Football news, analysis, opinion and unique coverage by FanSided, including Heisman Trophy and College Football Playoff rankings, be sure to bookmark these pages. Freaking amazing. Relax and go to sleep., No, no. Had this game been in The Horseshoe, the Buckeyes might be as much as a five-point favorite. Q: Why do Toledo students have such beautiful noses? A: US-23 and I am an Ohio State graduate. ! exclaimed the bartender. A: Two: One for each of the garbage can's handles. In a recent USA Today article by Buckeyes Wire, Ohio State author Phil Harrison claims that Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines are "ripping off" Ohio State's gold pants tradition. In reply to I like a good buckeye joke, by aenima0311. Q: Why do Central Michigan grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? Ohio State is going to have to play the best 3 teams in the B1G every year?? A: The Ohio-Michigan border. Q: Why did the Cincinnati football team cross the road? What is 100 yards long and has 2 front teeth? OH-IOloudly screamed at any eventI've even heard it at funeralsperhaps it's some sort of mating call to avoid tainting of the normal gene pool A: A nut that always cracks under pressure. 4. The guy sitting next to me is 6-2, 225 pounds and a Michigan graduate. A: Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours. Click the card to flip Definition 1 / 23 To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time. Nov 26, 2022; Columbus, Ohio, USA; Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh (right) and Ohio State Buckeyes head coach Ryan Day (left) shake hands before the game at Ohio Stadium. 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Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with a disgusting pedophile, a violent thug, and an Ohio State fan. Finally a train hit them. "You will each get one wish," said the genie. I must tell you this before I go. Q: How do you get a Toledo Rockets fan to laugh all weekend long? The timing of a massive Big Ten . Michigan, USC and Penn State. All the children raised their hands to be like the teacher except for one little girl. Top-100 offensive lineman earns Ohio State offer, prized Texas linebacker sets visit date, Column: Despite rough season, Ohio State shouldnt write off Chris Holtmann just yet. A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Cant really talk shit since we lost to them but Im thoroughly enjoying this so far. A: He wanted an academic challenge! Q: How do you casterate an Michigan State Spartans fan? With that the dog jumped up on the couch, and began giving high-fives to everyone. How do you keep Ohio State's football team off your lawn? If it were held at a neutral site, the Buckeyes might be laying two points, in theory. Im not a Spartan fan either, the boy says. Q: How many Xavier University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? Q: If you have a car containing a Spartan wide receiver, a Spartan linebacker, and a Spartan defensive back, who is driving the car? A: A visitor. "Just because your parents are Wolverine fans doesn't mean you have to be. This is a version of the one that I enjoyed the most. Ohio State got smacked around by Michigan for the first time in years in The Game, but taking some pleasure and finding a bit of joy in seeing the Wolverines struggle should help change their outlook on this year a little. Not to be outdone the OSU fan next professes his love for the Scarlet and Gray. Memes are going to be made. Now, that's not looking so great after less than a half of football against Ohio State and fans are letting them hear about it. Finally the Michigan alum goes to the back of his car and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels and states they should bury the hatchet and start anew while they wait for the cops and the tow truck to come. It's my fault." The Michigan fan says, "You know, it's great that a Michigan fan and Ohio State fan can get over their differences like this. A: To keep the flies off the bride. It's all the same dude. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Michigan? But understandably, there were very differentexpectations for these two contests. He tells the boy, Ill title it Young Wolverine Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal'. 7 Michigan State with the Spartans looking like anything but a top-10 team. A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. Short Michigan Jokes Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? ", Ok last one for now: Wanna try it?, Buckeye immediately goes livid. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on . 50 IQ. A: Two Bearcats fans drowned last year. But I wouldn't try it." pjfrank 1 yr. ago. Guess everyone has heard that one already q: what's the only sign of intelligent life in columbus? Everyone in the room except one little boy raised his hand. A: None, it's a sophomore course. MIAMI GARDENS, FLORIDA - DECEMBER 31: Cade McNamara #12 of the Michigan Wolverines is tackled by Channing Tindall #41 of the Georgia Bulldogs in the second quarter of the game in the Capital One Orange Bowl for the College Football Playoff semifinal game at Hard Rock Stadium on December 31, 2021 in Miami Gardens, Florida. A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated. Luckily, the manager of K-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time. Nobody raised their hands until the . Q: How do you get from Ann Arbor to Columbus? Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT? In reply to Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas by jvblaha. They compete in the Football Bowl Subdivision of . The guy almost died, have some respect [yada yada] He was horseback riding and fell off he would've been trampled to death if the Walmart greeter didn't pull the plug in time. and I am an Ohio State graduate. How well they played Georgia in the Peach Bowl caught everyone by surprise. I know that I am on the threshold of eternity, so there is something that I must confess before I leave this world., Theres nothing to confess, my darling, replied the weeping Becky. The content on this site is for entertainment and educational purposes only. Buster Bluth would be devastated. Q: How does a dumb blonde get into college? (act like someone's said a "too soon" type of joke). The by MaizeAndBlueWahoo. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke? The first guy says, No, not if Im going to have to explain it three times.. 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A: All the horses drowned. I found your Bo Schembechler shrine last week. Q: What do you get when you drive through Columbus really slow? As a Michigan fan, I love some of the following jokes. God said "now that you're both here, I want to show you where you'll be spending all eternity." Q. The 6-foot-9 Lutheran East product placed the Buckeyes on a top schools list alongside Alabama, Indiana, Kent State . Q: What do OSU grads use for Birth Control? Lets discuss what that line means and what to look forward to heading into this college season. Ohio State fans aren't upset though. No conference rivalry game will carry more weight next season than the latest installment of The Game between Michigan and Ohio State over in Big Ten country. Itll only be another 24 years before your team has a chance to play for a national title again. I said, "Hey! A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. A: Home improvement. Of course, they'd drown in Lake Erie en route. A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". I loved that documentary. Anyways, there are some good ones in here, 2022 MGoBlog. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan States 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. USC Trojans. Holding his head, he gets out of bed to investigate. Fol. For more information, please read our Legal Disclaimer. Chunks is my Rottweiler., In reply to In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well by DoctorDave. For that punchline, you also need to update the question: Q: How many OSU student athletes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Jim offers to go first. Why don't the Great Lakes flood Michigan? Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. A: Only one, but he gets 3 credits for it. Q: What's the difference between Ohio State's football stadium and a porcupine? Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Central Michigan library? If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. Land-Grant Holy Land, an Ohio State Buckeyes community. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate. Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards? FOR MORE: https://nbc4i.co/3gFTWy6Stay informed about Columbus and central Ohio news, weather and sports! Brady Hoke immediately suspended practice as the FBI was called in, who later determined that the substance was actually the goal line. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Q: Why did Taylor Lewan choke an Ohio State grad? I like a good buckeye joke, but I don't find that much humor in the ones that you can just fill out X school and Y school for any two schools in the country. The little girl replied because I like Ohio State. RT @Menace2Sports: HOLD UP. The Michigan Wolverines clinched the Big Ten East and a spot in the Big Ten title game next weekend with a huge win over the Ohio State Buckeyes on Saturday in Ann Arbor. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2," 225 lbs. Q: Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf? So, were bringing that to the pages of LGHL with our favorite head-to-head column: Youre Nuts. No. The other frightens birds and small animals. Q: Why did they change the playing field at The Big House to cardboard? Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: pj.booth, unk.mars, buckeye098. Ohio State vs. Michigan Jokes Posted on 2014-11-29 UPDATED: November 29, 2014 __________ Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. Lloyd says, Fill it with water.. A: So blind people can hate them too. Whats the difference between a Ohio state cheerleader and an elephant? A: Welcome to McDonalds. The Buckeyes are a sizable 8.5-point road favorite over the Fighting Irish. 7. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Dayton? A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. When he retired prior to the 2019 season, Day, who had spent two . A. One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. The Spartans defense, particularly the secondary, apparently decided to take the weekend off, while their offense was sloppy, stifled and beyond unproductive. A: Punch him in the nose. "No way, definitely from a deer" A: Go Home. It appears that after two . ", Unimpressed, the UM alum says, "At the University of Michigan, they teach us not to piss on our hands.". he is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. Becky, my darling he whispered. "The energy in the stadium was . The Michigan man states that it would be only right for the OSU fan to take the first drink since he was the one who was hit. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. Then, in the end, its up to you to determine whos right and whos nuts. Michigan should be favored over Ohio State in The Big House, but by only one point is very telling. In reply to Q: How do you get an Ohio by Bryan. Jami's Joke: When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaugh's contract. A: Whale to the victors. "Let's not forget that O-H-I-O is still a four-letter word.". Q: How do you make U of M cookies? This good Samaritan turned out to be a pretty well-known person in the Ann Arbor community. Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. A: The Crime Rate! signs on a lawn at a home in Ohio? The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. Q: What happens when Ohio State chokes? I'm not saying Bearcats basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. 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